What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
09.06.2025 03:06
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Your Blood Test Can Now Track Junk Food Consumption - Indian Defence Review
Yes sir it is.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?
After a few moments he returns.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
UNC Falls to Oklahoma, Setting Up Winner-Take-All Finale in Regional - 247Sports
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.